A witch joke

How did the witch feel after she was run over by a car?

Tyred!



A cannibal joke

What do cannibal secretaries do with leftover fingernails?

They file them!



A ghost joke

Where do undertakers go in October?

The hearse of the year show!



A vampire joke

What's a vampire's favourite dance?

The fangdango!



A Halloween joke

What did the really ugly man do for a living?

He posed for Halloween masks!



A witch joke

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches!