Bumper Sticker:


If all else fails


read the instructions


(The Bible)

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Bumper Sticker:


Prepare for your FINALS


Read the Bible

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Clara: My pastor is so good he can talk on any subject for an hour.


Sarah: That's nothing! My pastor can talk for an hour without a subject!

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At an atheist funeral: Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go.