You Might Be A Redneck If 78


You might be a reneck if...


Ambulance is a mule driven buckboard with a spinning lantern.


Nurses wear flour sack uniforms and look like burned out cloggers.


Dogs hang around O. R. for scraps.


Maternity Room is a do-it-yourself with fresh straw, a jack knife and a string.


Anesthesiologist in bib overalls, feeds you a clear liquid out of a mason jar.

Your Gynecologist is Ernest.


Your Proctologist, who watched Deliverance 200 times, asks you if can squeal like a pig.


The Interns are led by Ernest T. Bass.


Surgical instruments include a stick of dynamite and a chain saw.






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