You might be a reneck if...


You think the ATM machine is a giant, public calculator.


Your favorite cologne smells like exhaust.


The fire department leaves after discovering that the fire that destroyed y.


You think its okay to have your 6 year old babysit your 5, 4, and 3 year o.


Your dog's shots are up to date but your children's aren't.


You use the water in your toilet to bob for apples.


Your whole family sleeps in the same bed.


You consider your annual bath one too many.


You wore a baseball cap to the opera.


If you are 20 and you can still go in McDonald's playhouse.


If you think Purina is some kind of Ex-Lax.