You might be a redneck if...


You list your parole officer as a reference.


There are more fish on your wall than pictures.


Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.


There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets.


You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup.


You've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.


Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.


Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.


You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.


You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.