You might be a redneck if...


Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer red and primer gray.


The tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.


Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire...on her house


The ASPCA raids your kitchen.


You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get


Grandma a new plug of tobacco.


You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.


You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.


Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.


You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.