You might be a redneck if...


You have guns in your house that you cannot find.


You think a night of fine dining is going to the Snack Bar at Wal-Mart while the automotive department is raising your truck another 8 inches.


You think Wal-Mart is expensive.


You've got more guns "On Display" than Wal-Mart Sporting Goods.


You have ever written a check for less than a dollar.


Your horse wears shoes, but you don't.


It doesn't bother you when you walk through a barn barefooted.


You name your twin boys Jack and Daniel.


You ask your 10-year old son how to spell a word.


Your dog is your alarm clock.