You might be a redneck if...


You don't think Jeff's Foxworthy's jokes are funny.


Every time you see a roadsign that says "DIP" you reach in your back pocket.


You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.


You have to throw down a rope ladder to get out of your truck.


You have to hit the dashboard in your truck to get the lights and radio to work.


The tires on your pick-up are taller than your children.


The duct tape on your car seat sticks to your butt when you get out.


You think "dual airbags" refers to your wife and mother-in-law.


Shopping for dinner involves an orange vest.


Your school dress code contains the line "Shoes Optional".