You might be a redneck if...


Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.


Your baby's favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the front yard.


Your coat-of-arms features kudzu.


Your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.


You think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.


Your best ashtray is a turtle shell. 252.Your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.


You think cur is a breed of dog.


People hear your car long before they see it.


Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.


Your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.