You might be a redneck if...


You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are "Play Ball..."


You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.


You bring your dog to work with you.


Your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.


You've ever held somebody up with a caulk gun.


You have every episode of "Hee Haw" on tape.


Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.


Your masseuse uses lard.


Your wife's best shoes have steel toes.


You use your fishing license as a form of I.D.