You might be a redneck if...


Red Man sends you a Christmas card.


The Salvation Army declines your mattress.


You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.


Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.


Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.


Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.


You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to "Georgia on My Mind".


You call your boss "Buddy", on a regular basis.


You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.


You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. (Is that a bad mental image or what?)