You might be a redneck if...


Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off it.


In an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.


Your idea of a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.


You go to a tupperware party for a haircut.


You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.


Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.


Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.


Your Junior/Senior Prom had a day care.


The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".


Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.