You might be a redneck if...


You've ever worn shorts to a funeral home.


You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.


You've ever been too drunk to fish.


You've ever bought a used cap.


You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.


You've ever used a weedeater indoors.


Your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.


You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).


You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right'.


You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.