You might be a redneck if...


Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.


You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.


Bikers back down from your momma.


You were shooting pool when your kids were born.


Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.


You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.


Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".


You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.


You've ever stolen clothes from a scarecrow.


You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.