You might be a redneck if...


You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.


You own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.


The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.


You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.


The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.


Your brother-in-law is your uncle.


You entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.


You go to the family reunion to pick up women.


Your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.


You can't tell what color your car is because of the dirt.