You might be a redneck if...


Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener.


Your wife's hairdo attracts bees.


Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers."


The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.


Your primary source of income is the pawn shop.


You pick your teeth from a catalog.


You've ever financed a tattoo.


You refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the "day my ship came in."


Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.


Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.