You might be a redneck if...


You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a huntin' dog.


You're an expert on worm beds.


The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.


Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!"


Your family tree does not fork.


The flood history of the area can be seen on your living room walls.


You haul more than U-Haul.


Your momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, "The feud is back on!"


There is a gun rack on your bicycle.


Your wedding was held in the delivery room.