You might be a redneck if...


There are more than five McDonald's bags currently on the floorboard of your car.


Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.


There is a wasp nest in your living room.


The Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.


You give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.


There has ever been crime-scene tape on your front door.


You burn your front yard rather than mow it.


You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.


Fewer than half of your cars run.


You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.