Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.


Judge: What were you doing?


1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond.


Judge: And what were you doing?


2nd man: I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too."


Judge: Sounds harmless. And you, were you throwing peanuts in the pond as well?


3rd man: No, sir. I AM Peanuts!