A small boy is sent to bed by his father...


[Five minutes later]


"Da-ad..."


"What?"


"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"


"No. You had your chance. Lights out."


[Five minutes later]


"Da-aaaad..."


"WHAT?"


"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"


"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"


[Five minutes later]


"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."


"WHAT??!!"


"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"