Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].


If parallel lines meet at infinity - infinity must be a very noisy place with all those lines crashing together!


Maths Teacher: Now suppose the number of sheep is x...

Student: Yes sir, but what happens if the number of sheep is not x?


Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.


Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.


If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my statistics class: it would seem so much longer.