Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog!

Sit!



Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle.

I see your point!

Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad?

Well, I ouldn't start watching any new soap operas!



Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a telephone.

Well, take these pills and if they don't work then give me a ring!



Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing.

I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!



Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show?

Absolutely nothing!



Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!



Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold

Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!