Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!



Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!



What is a pigs favorite ballet?

Swine Lake!



What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Pooched eggs!



How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday?

Eat him on Saturday!



Why did the foal cough?

Because he was a little horse!



What is the opposite of cock-a doodle-doo?

Cock-a-doodle-don't!



What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it inside the cow!



Where do milkshakes come from?

Excited cows!