What' s big and grey with horns?

An elephant marching band!



What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!



What's big, grey and flies straight up?

An elecopter!



What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!



What's grey and never needs ironing?

A drip dry elephant!



What's big and grey and red?

A sunburnt elephant!



What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

"Pack your trunk and clear out!"



How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!



What weighs 4 tons and is bright red?

An elephant holding its breath!