I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.


Don't you need a license to be that ugly?


Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!


Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.


So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.


You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.


The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.


I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!


I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe you'll windup with lockjaw.


I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!


If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?


Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?