there was a chineese man, a white man and a black man they all die and they go to heaven.



the chineese man was walking and *quack quack* jesus pops up and said "you steped on my ducks". poof the ugliest women youve ever seen appears. i mean when she looked at the concret it split. when she looked at the sun clouds darkened everything she looked at flowers and they started to wiether. jesus said "because you steped on my ducks *he slaps her hand and his hand together* you must spend the rest of eternity with her. he said if thats what it takes to go to heaven ill do it. and walks through the gates.



the white man started walking twords the gate and *quack quack* jesus pops up and says "you people just cant stop stepping on my ducks". poof the ugliest women you could ever immagine poped up. it made the other girl look like Jessica Simpson. jesus said "because you steped on my ducks *he slaps thier hands together* you must stay for the rest of eternitiy with her". he shakes his head then goes through the gates.



the black man was walking and jesus poped up and said "your the first one to walk through here without stepping on my ducks" poof the hottest looking women appeared. when she looked at the ground it mended together. she look at the sun and the ray reached acrossed the sky. looked at the flowers and they grew. *jesus slaps thier hands together* the black man was estadic. he said "what did i do to deserve suck a beautiful women?" the women looked at him and said " nothing......i steped on a duck..."