Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman"


A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.


A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.


When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.


A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.


A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.


A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.