Quips & Quotes


Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?


A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.



Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?


A: Subordinate clauses!



Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?


A: A dependent Claus.






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