Texas Crazy Law


  • It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.


  • A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.



  • It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.


  • The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.


  • When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.


  • It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.


  • You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.


  • A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.


  • It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.


  • It is illegal to milk another person's cow.


    Abilene


  • It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.


    Austin


  • Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.


    Beaumont


  • Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University.


    Borger


  • It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.


    Clarendon


  • It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.


    El Paso


  • Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them."


    Houston


  • Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.


  • It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.


    Galveston


  • It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays.


    Jasper


  • Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. Fine of 100 dollars.


    LeFors


  • It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.


    Lubbock County


  • It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream.


    Mesquite


  • It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.


    Port Arthur


  • Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.


    Richardson


  • It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street.


  • It is illegal to do "U Turns".


    San Antonio


  • It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.


  • It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.


    Temple


  • No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.


  • You can ride your horse in the saloon.


  • Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.


    Texarkana


  • Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.






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