Computer Terminology

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.

Log Off: Don't add no wood.



Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.



Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.



Mega Hertz: When yer not careful down loadin'.



Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin' too much firewood.



Ram: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.



Hard Drive: Getting' home in the winter season.



Prompt: What you wish the mail was in the winter.



Windows: What to shut when it's below 15 below.



Screen: What 'cha need for the black fly season.



Byte: That's what the flies do.



Chip: What to munch on.



Micro Chip: What's left in the bottom of the bag.



Infrared: Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.



Modem: What 'cha did to the hay fields.



Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife.



Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.



Keyboard: Where ya hang your keys.



Software: Them plastic eatin' utensils.



Mouse: Whats eats the horses grain.



Main Frame: Hold up the barn roof.



Port: Fancy wine.



Enter: C'mon in.



Random Access Memory: You can't remember whatcha' paid for that new rifle when your wife asks.

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