Schedule For Software Engineers

8:30AM: wake up 8:45AM: Tough decision ahead...... To have bath or not. 8:50AM: Have To. 8:55AM: Bread & Jam + glass of milk or orange Juice 9:15AM: Punch in. 9:20AM: Check Mail. 9:25AM: Check Again just in case... 9:30AM: Since It is already 9:30 wait for tea(9:45AM). 9:45AM: TEA/COFFEE party & Smoke. 10:00AM: Check Mail. 10:05AM: Check again. Can’t Believe that no mail has come. Is everybody dead or what. 10:20AM: Sudden feeling of loneliness and desperation. Turn around to look for some body (Anybody) to talk to. 10:30AM: Found a guy testing something. Feel real pity for his pathetic, boring and useless existence. 10:40AM: Sudden urge to get some work done and fast. Start looking for the file.(Can’t remember it’s name) 11:00AM: Boss summons in his office. BAD SIGN 11:30AM: How the hell am I suppose to remember everything. Why should I be responsible for everything that goes bad. 11:45AM: Try to locate a scape goat. No body around. 12:00AM: Mood is really bad decide to postpone work till after lunch. 12:30AM: lunch 1:00PM: Lunch over. 1:10PM: Go for a smoke. Can’t even smoke in this god forsaken place. 1:35PM: Back from a smoke. It was good. I even did not pay for the cig. the other chap is so foolish. 1:40PM: Check mail. 1:50PM: Mood is good. Decide to go to News. Real sleazy thoughts. 2:30PM: Feeling real sleepy after such a mammoth mental effort. 2:45PM: Tea/Coffee Time. 3:00PM: Chat and discuss with colleague on the bad state of the company. Blame everybody for incompetence and laziness. 3:45PM: Check Mail. 4:00PM: A guy from testing comes for help.(Jerk) 4:11PM: Try to look busy. 4:12PM: He is asking for a technical help.(Realjerk). 4:15PM: After really making him beg for help decide to take a book. 4:50PM: No solution found. Really angry on the guy for getting myself involved. 4:55PM: Suddenly boss is spotted in the neighboring area.Try make as much loud noise as possible with some obscure technical jargon thrown in. 5:00PM: Boss has gone back to his den. Coast is clear. 5:05PM: Blame the problem on R&D. 5:10PM: Check mail. "Yes" a mail has finally arrived. 5:13PM: It’s a silly joke and old too, But it felt good. 5:14PM: a quick dash for gate. 5:15PM: Third in punching out. 5:25PM: Reached Room. 5:26PM: TV on.No worth while program. 8:30PM: Still no worth while program.Every body is getting lazy and irresponsible what will happen to this world GOD help us. Curse Government. 8:45PM: Food arrives. Pretty bad. 8:48PM: Dinner finished & Smoke. 8:50PM: Bay watch. At last some quality. 11:00PM: Mtv Grind. Hmm things are looking up. 12:45AM: Today there were really good programs. 1:30AM: decide to sleep. Tough day ahead.

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