I Have A Microsoft Waiter


Patron: Waiter!


Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?


Patron: There's a fly in my soup!


Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.


Patron: No, it's still there.


Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.


Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.


Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?


Patron: A SOUP bowl!


Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?


Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!


Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?


Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!


Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?


Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?


Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.


Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?


Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.


Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.


[Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]


Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.


Patron: This is potato soup.


Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.


Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.


[The waiter leaves.]


Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!



The check:
Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . $2.50
Access to support . . . . . . . . . $1.00







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