There Was Life Before The Computer


An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano!



Memory was something that you lost with age

A CD was a bank account!

And if you had a broken disk,

It would hurt when you found out!



Compress was something you did to garbage

Not something you did to a file

And if you unzipped anything in public

You'd be in jail for awhile!



Log on was adding wood to a fire

Hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And a backup happened to your commode!



Cut--you did with a pocket knife

Paste you did with glue

A web was a spider's home

And a virus was the flu!



I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper

And the memory in my head

I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash

But when it happens they wish they were dead!






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