Some Possible Computer Bumper Stickers


1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding


2. <-------- The information went data way


3. The name is Baud...James Baud.


4. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!


5. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!


6. C:V> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.


7. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)


8. Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.


9. E Pluribus Modem


10. .... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)


11. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny


12. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?


13. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.


14. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.


15. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .


16. RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.


17. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...


18. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key


19. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!


20. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.


21. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.


22. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981


23. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!


24. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...


25. REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)


26. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)


27. Hit any user to continue.


28. Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.


29. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic


30. (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?






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