When I take a long time, I am slow.

When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.


When I don't do it, I am lazy.

When my boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.


When I do it without being told, I'm trying to be smart.

When my boss does the same, that is initiative.


When I please my boss, that's brown-nosing.

When my boss pleases his boss, that's co-operating.


When I do good, my boss never remembers.

When I do wrong, he never forgets.