Business One-liners 121


Meade's Maxim: Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.


Mencken's Law: There is always an easy answer to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong.


Muir's Law: When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.


Newlan's Truism: An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.


Ninety-Ninety Rule Of Project Schedules: The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.


Nolan's Placebo: An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.


Nowlan's Theory: He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit.






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