A day without sunshine is like night.


A disagreeable task is its own reward.


A donkey is a horse designed by a study team.


A fail-safe circuit will destroy others.


A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.


A fool and his money are soon elected.


A fool and his money stabilize the economy.


A free agent is anything but.


A friend in need is a pest indeed.


A geophysicist is not drunk as long as he can hang onto a single blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.