what do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

you pull the pin and throw it back



how does a blonde kill a fish?

she drowns it



how does a blonde kill a worm?

she burys it



how does a blonde kill a bird?

she throws it of a cliff



how do you kill a blonde?



you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool/you put a condom on top of a flag pole