Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.



Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?

A: I'll tell you tomorrow.



Q: Why can't the blonde make ice cubes?

A: She lost the recipe.



Q: How do you hit a blonde so she will never know it?

A: With a thought.



Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

A: The noise gave her a headache.



Q: How does a blond know if she's on her way home or on her way to work?

A: She opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it.



Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

A: Knock on the door.



Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?

A: The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".