Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.



Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.



Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?

A: Perri-air.



Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?

A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.



Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?

A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!



Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?

A: She missed.



Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?

A: Data transfer.