Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.



Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.



Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?

A: To see what was on the other side.



Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.



Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!



Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

A: The vegetable garden.



Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?

A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"