Q: Why do blondes like lightning?

A: They think someone is taking their picture.



Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?

A: From eating with forks.



Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A: Because they can spell it.



Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

A: Toes go in first.



Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?

A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.



Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?

A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.



Q: Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?

A: They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.