Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?

A: She didn't know what number came first.



Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?

A: Divorced.



Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?

A: She threw it off a cliff.



Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

A: She fell out of the tree.



Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.



Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?

A: Bobbing for french fries.



Q: Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago?

A: She kept seeing signs that read "stop clean bathroom".