Q: How do you plant dope?

A: Bury a blonde.



Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A: Wave to her.



Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?

A: Shine a torch in her ears.



Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.



Q: How do you kill a blonde?

A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.



Q: Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool?

A: No smoking.



Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside?

A: She grabs a bowl.