Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?

A: To avoid the draft.



Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?

A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.



Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.



Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.



Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They don't know the route.


Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.



Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?

A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.