Q: How do blonde braincells die?

A: Alone.



Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?

A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.



Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?

A: Blow in her ear.



Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?

A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!



Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?

A: She drowns it.



Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?

A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.



Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?

A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper