Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?

A: Holes all over Australia.



Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?

A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.



Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?

A: Chicken's day off.



Q: Why do elephants have trunks?

A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.



Q: Why do elephants drink so much?

A: To try to forget.



Q: How can you tell if an elephant is getting ready to charge?

A: He pull out his Diners' Club card.



Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A: A giraffic jam.