Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.



Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!



Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

A: Because it was a double-crosser.



Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?

A: To take over the other side.



Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide.



Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?

A: To get to the other tide.



Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.