A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large overcoat in order to hide the stuck seat, and they go. Soon as they reach the doctor’s clinic, the husband lifts his wife’s coat to show their predicament. Then he asks, “Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?” “Well yes,” the doctor replies, “but never framed.” John