"Doc," said the young man lying down on the couch, "You've got to help me! Every night I have the same horrible dream. I'm lying in bed when all of a sudden five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes."



The psychiatrist nodded, "And what do you do?"



"I push them away!"



"I see. And what can I do to help you with this?"



The patient implored, "Please--break my arms!"